"Roses are red, yellow, white.. 

Where have you been all my life?"

MSG From: Lizzy

It's lizzy lube

8:51AM 6-22-08

What an retard.

Via Autozone: So AutoZone is having a Car Week parade or something... this coming week. The hell is that? It is when they choose a car (maybe yours) to parade their gay signs and promote actually nothing. But you get paid for it surprisingly. I don't know, I just might go take my chances at LizzyLube. 

My cousin lost his first baby tooth last night, dude was proclaiming his manhood this morning lmfao. NO "neg." you still believe in the tooth fairy! "Neg." Yeah... so I fueled that tooth fairy crap by putting a Sacagawea coin under his pillow. Sue me?! Kids are kids. 

I woke up, grubbed on some cookie crisp and watched Sponge Bob I couldn't continue the sleep, I had to be productive. - How the hell does spongebob have an ocean in a ocean? A beach underwater?? A beach in a beach?! But yeah, I am even more productive here at AutoZone. I need to get my oil changed, shits been leaking for a good week now. I mean, with the gas prices on davonmode (gay as hell) I can't waste a single drop.

Hold on! I hear the ice cream truck!

False alarm, shit.

But check, I'm looking forward to this day, so none you bastards try an fuck it up? It's already known males are the new panties, so it's hard to get within 4 feet of you fucks. Fucking, social circle. I refuse meng, I refuse. 

-goes to by a cylinder filter 

:/ damn, oil.