June 8, 2008

"We don't have sex, we make cookies."


Good day, night, afternoon people.
(I'm not staying in order huh?)
It was a stupid nice day, was it not? It was one of those relaxed ones meng, where you could chill with a slurpie or some fresh now-and-laters. -cheeses My day was cooling till I ended up having a small fight with Viet-wigga. To top it off, some ho asked a friend of mine if I was prejudice. YEAH?! ME PREJUDICE?! : /

Effed. But I'm chill, it's good finally. Took a whole damn day of negativity to get something worth a nights rest. I had an brief conversation with a pal of mine on politics and "secret societies" - And dude bustes out saying, "THE 2008 ELECTIONS ARE GOING TO BE CANCELLED" LMFAO, dude sound more paranoid than me.

So I want to brief things up, so I can lay my ass down. So... BULLETINS?! YEAH?

  • Mya (laughs) and Shanell are gay. Not good rainbow gay, more like, bad lesbian sex gay.
  • Laker game tomm.
  • Americas Best Dance Crew Live auditions is on
  • Drinking a sobe, so good, so good
  • Notice the ( *** ) on my playlist, if you see the ( *** ) it indicates my favorite tracks out of the whole damn thing, non-important you say, but importante to me, I say : ]
  • I BOOTLEGGED N*E*R*D ALBUM OKAY?! But I support the artist, none the less and I have pre-ordered. Thanks Amazon.com
  • Just laugh and walk away in the middle of their foolishness, I swear, you'll piss that person or persons off.
  • -munchies on lemonheads
  • I'm going to brush my teeth later
  • I think I am OCD about my teeth
  • I bought Deftones collection of marked Concert pens for 12.99, you say.. "retarded carmine".. I say, "collection worth gold some day, assholes"
  • Liz touches herself when she sees me
  • I always wanted to be the green Ranger, he had a cool pony tail and banged Kimberly
  • LMFAOOO @ THIS TWIX COMMERCIAL
  • Shin Chin is awesome
  • ........... brain fart.......
  • I was banned from wearing my "Make Her Pussy Farts" tee-shirt on campus. What ever happened to freedom of expression?!?!

6 comments:

Lizzy said...

Oh lord @ you picking on her name AGAIN!


I'm disgusted that you even have a shirt like that. Make her pussy farts? :|

-throws it out


:)
Much better.
YES LAKERS GAME TOMORROW BABY!


I do not touch myself when I see you, stop daydreamin'


Shin CHAN*****
is super cute
-giggles

Now back to watching americas best dance crew with your mean ass.

mai. said...

Lmfao Carmen! (laughs).

- Get off my lesbianism. Hating ass.
- I haven't had lemonheads in FOREVER. Share!
-Sobe is ALWAYS good.
- Lmfao stop making fun of LIZ before something bad happens.
- Wait? Tommy was the WHITE ranger wasn't he? Green Ranger never banged the PINK ranger.
- I have TWIX.
- Shin Chin is almost the best show on adult swim
- roflmfao, you actually OWN that shit?!?

smh

I would point and laugh if I saw you in that.

mai. said...

Oh yeah, it is CHAN.
Tf?
Carmen is making me slow. =/

CM said...

No, I call him Shin Chin*
Look at that big ass chin.. Eff Chan, CHIN ***

Nothing bad will happen, because I won the bet.. right Liz!? RIGHT?! (she knows)

AND the Green Ranger became the White Ranger, so... both banged the pink ranger and the Yellow Asian one

-smirks

mai. said...

LMFAO I never that lol.

her. said...

CARMEN you nigga ho.

WE'RE NOT GAY.

All the time.

-snickers.